House Recap: 11-22-05, Part Two
Be sure to read Part One first.
House and the team debate CJ’s condition, and Cameron returns, in clean scrubs. That’s the highest neckline she’s ever had on this show.
Cameron and chase go to CJ’s house to search for drugs. They’re always pulling this CSI stuff on here, latex gloves and all. Are doctors even allowed to search patients’ houses?
Cameron does more tests on CJ, finds the illegal drugs in his bag, and CJ treats her like crap. Still. I say the hell with it. Since Cameron’s already been covered with his blood, why not reach into his throat and yank out his larynx?
House is back at Stacy’s. Must be relaxing to be a doc, with the one case a week and all these fieldtrips to get some nooky. He diagnoses the rat as having a tumor, and gives the furry little guy some meds. House is mush nicer to the rat than he is to his patients.
CJ has a heart attack. That happens a lot on this show. His blood is clear, which means he has a tumor, too…just like the rat! Oh, the parallelism!
Now Cameron and House share a meaningful moment that doesn’t go anywhere. As usual. Oh, just go ahead and do it already.
Would you two please shut up and just do it already?!
Back to the rat watching. This subplot is getting very old. House and Stacy almost kiss, but the rat interrupts them.
Chase goes to visit Cameron at her apartment, and high on meth, she attacks him sexually. Chase likes it. Sure, what better time to have sex than when you’re unprepared, high on drugs, and with a partner who may have HIV?
The next day, Cameron’s in a pissy mood. Doesn’t she look exactly like her Stir of Echoes character with those dark circles under her eyes?
CJ’s raging alkie of a dad barges in. They fight. House interferes with both a homophobic joke and child molestation joke. Gotta love his style. Dad says CJ killed his own mother. Big, dramatic music swells.
Wilson tells CJ he has cancer. Cue montage of sad looks from CJ and Dad, complete with rain dripping down a window.
Chase and Cameron talk about their illicit encounter. Chase tells her that sex with her “didn’t suck.” Way to make a girl glow, Chase.
Wilson’s freaked out by the rat being in the hospital. House can only concentrate on the fact that CJ’s dad is sweating. Aha! The all-important, seemingly meaningless clue provided by a friend/family member that House will use to crack the case.
Somehow, House surmises (after another scuffle in which the Big Bad Cane does some damage to Dad) that Dad is not a raging alkie after all, but has a liver full of writhing squirmy things. Is that supposed to be better? Which means that CJ doesn’t have a tumor, but a heart full of writhing squirmy things!
There are some operations to pull out aforementioned writhing squirmy things.
House goes back to Stacy. Again. Such a tiring subplot. Stacy briefly caresses his face before—somehow—figuring out he peeked at her psych file. Bad House. House doesn’t deny it. Why don’t people deny things more? It’s not like she could prove it. House says Stacy was hot for his bod anyway. She kicks him out.
There is the de rigueur Ending Musical Montage: CJ and Dad make up, Stacy and Mark cuddle, Chase stares into a mirror and sees a cut on his lip, Cameron stares into a mirror and then at a calendar, marking off the days until her HIV test.
The End.
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