Michael Ausiello Spoilers for House

Our favorite spoiler provider, Michael Ausiello, has given us some things to think about in the days we still have to wait for season 4 to begin.

The first one, I totally agree with…

Question: James Spader? Again? Seriously? What the #%@?! — Melissa
Ausiello: What the #%@?! indeed.

The second one is very entertaining:

Question: Please tell us something about House and Cameron! — Ostarbucko
Ausiello: I’ll do ya one better —heh heh, I said “do ya” — and add Cuddy to the mix in a way that you may never have imagined (but Friday Night Lights fans probably easily can). To that end, I give you a brief transcript of my red-carpet chat with exec producers Katie Jacobs and David Shore. Helpful hint: It’s more fun if you get a couple of friends and read it aloud together. _{~~ (continued after the jump…)}

Me: My readers would kill me if I didn’t ask about House and Cameron. And House and Cuddy. What can you give me? Something? Anything?
David Shore: Something’s happening between House and Cuddy.
Me: That’s something!
David: We haven’t given up on House and Cameron, either.
Me: Would you rule out a threesome?
David: Would I, right now?
Me: Not the three of us, no.

Katie Jacobs: In principle, I don’t ever think you could ever rule out a threesome.
David: Katie has strong views on that.
Katie: Well, this is House.

There you have it, folks. Infer what you will. Just remember, the bar had been open since noon.

And this third one really gives us something to chomp on.

Question: I’m dying for some scoop on House. — Rachel Moore (You go, girl!)
Ausiello: I have — brace yourself — seen the first two episodes of the new season, and they are awesome. Although we all know that Cameron, Chase and Foreman will eventually wind up back at the hospital, I was shocked to find out that not a single one of them makes an appearance in Episode 1. Even more surprising, when we do see them in Episode 2, and more significantly, when House sees them, he thinks they are figments of his imagination. (And you thought you were going to miss them.) By the end of the hour, however, Cameron is revealed to be the real deal, and House, bittersweet-talker that he is, has resumed their flirtatious exchange in exactly the manner you’d expect of him. It’s hysterical.

Hang in there, fans, we only have five more days to wait for the season premiere….

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