House – “Tonight, L Word marathon.”
Wilson – “You watch L Word?”
House – “On Mute.
~Forever

“You are the most naive atheist I’ve ever met.”
~Role Model

Cuddy – “In the Senator’s condition, a spleen biopsy could easily cause sepsis and kill him.”
House – “Why do you do this to me? Now if I kill him, I can’t tell the judge I had no idea of the risks involved.”
~Role Model

“Have you ever seen an infected pierced scrotum?”
~Heavy

Wilson – “The ultrasound and biopsy confirmed our worry. The tumor’s extremely large. At least thirty pounds.”
House – “It’s actually a personal record for this clinic.”
~Heavy

Mrs. Hernandez – “I’ll have a huge scar. I won’t be able to wear a bikini.”
House – “You wear a bikini now?”
Mrs. Hernandez – “Yeah, you have a problem with that?”
House – “No, but I’ve never gone swimming with you.”
~Heavy

House to Cuddy – “Jail. You’d like that. No more naughty schoolgirl. Conjugal visit — that’s her new fantasy.”
~Mob Rules

Bill – “His name’s Joey. He’s my only brother.”
House – “He’s important to you. Got it. No placebos for him. We’ll use the real medicine.”
~Mob Rules

“He’s a 30-year old mobster. He doesn’t have a job that results in accidental exposure to toxins. He has a job that results in intentional exposure to toxins. Someone’s poisoned him.”
~Mob Rules

Stacy – “He’s scared of you.”
House – “Sure. The ex boy toy. It makes sense.”
~Histories